| Good lawd |
[Feb. 1st, 2009|03:06 am] |
Watching the Toxic Avenger movie. Lloyd Kaufman nearly has a SEIZURE every time he speaks. Watch him. all the actors in his movies do it, too. the constant erattic wiggling while talking. He must think that since he does it, real people do it too and to make a movie more realistic they must imitate life.
Too lulzy for words. D: |
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| Dynasty Warriors 5 (PS2) |
[Aug. 9th, 2005|12:24 pm] |
Dynasty Warriors 5 (Ps2)
To Unify China, You Must Kill Everyone.
Yet another installment in the DW series. Koei likes to milk their cash cows dry, don't they? Don't get me wrong, I love DW, but it's getting a little frustrating. You know what? It's really hard to review this game fairly. Okay here's a list of what I didn't like.
What Bhree Dislikes About Dynasty Warriors 5
1. Characters are initially too weak. I die alot near the end of a stage.
2. Life bars are too small.
3. Not enough female characters! What little we have are very weak.
4. NO ZHANG HE. I don't know if you have to unlock him or not BECAUSE I KEEP DYING.
5. The graphics are still...blegh.
6. The voice acting. Not as bad as DW4 Empires, and I could actually recognize some of the voices from various anime/games, but it still needs work. Also, the guy that did Yukimura Sanada's voice is in here. MAKE HIM SOUND LESS LATINO. Chinese people shouldn't sound hispanic if you're going to dub it into english.
7. The maps are big. The characters are slow. China is having a horse shortage.
8. Musou attacks aren't long enough to do any good.
It's basically the same old DW, except the menu screens are a little different.
3 out of 5.
Sorry Dynasty Warriors, I had to do it. ; ; |
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| Panzer Dragoon Orta (Xbox) |
[Aug. 7th, 2005|09:41 pm] |
Panzer Dragoon Orta (Xbox)
Oh, Bhree like.
Panzer Dragoon Orta. What can I say? This game was advertised very little. Very few people played it. I consider myself lucky.
You play as Orta, a young girl used only as a tool of war. Orta gets broken out of her prison by--you guessed it-- a dragoon. She's on the run from the military that wants to eliminate her and her dragon friend,and this psycho drone, Abahd.
The graphics are wonderful. Every time a dragonmare rider crashes and burns, it fills me with joy. The dragoon's movement is well animated, even though the enemies do the arcade style 'hit you and fly straight through you' thing.
Controls are responsive, but complicated. You are forced to switch your dragoon's three forms around to defeat certain enemies, and to rotate the camera to see them. Don't worry, buy the time it gets fairly hard, you'll be familiar with them.
It's totally replayable, because it taunts you with rankings and unlockables, like the story of Ira, and the encyclopedia, among other things. (If you have a low attention span DO NOT read anything in the encyclopedia. XD)
The levels are whimsical and bright. The creatures are so odd and endearing it was almost hard for me to kill them. o.o The game immerses you into it's war torn world, and very few games do that these days. It's just plain fun and challenging, and few games accomplish both of those at the same time.
There's also the underlying theme of striking out on your own and doing what you want in life, now what others want you to do. Morals in a game. Who would have thought? O.o
I enjoyed this game thuroughly, and I encourage everyone to try this game out.
5 out of 5. |
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